- Absent mindedness: Searching for the horse you were riding
- Adolescence: The period in which the young suddenly feel a great responsibility in answering the telephone
- Anger: A wind that blows out the lamp of mind
- Birth: The beginning of death
- Bullet: Son of a gun
- Censor: A guy who sticks his "No's" into others business
- Cigarette: A fire at one end, a foot at the other, and a bit of tobacco in between.
- Death: The thing on one can survive
- Experience: The mistake we like to remember
- Failure: One who had succeeded in failing
- Friend: A guy who has the same enemies you have
- Gravity: A force that tells us why an apple does not go to heaven
- Hair: Only thing that can really prevent baldness
- Hero: One who is afraid to run away
- Infinity: A floorless room without walls and a ceiling
- Laugh: A smile that bursts
- Liar: A one who tells the truth about something that never happened
- Human: The only animal that cooks
- Noise: Something that a teacher hates
- Real: Something that is not artificial
- Secret: Something that a woman tells everyone not to tell anyone
- Silence: What you don't hear when you listen
- Sleep: An excellent way of listening to an opera
- Smile: The whisper of laugh
- Thief: One who has a habit of finding things before people lose them
- Today: Yesterday's effect and tomorrow's cause
- White: Not black, blue or any colour except white
- Why: The word that invented science
- Yawn: A silent or an attempt to shout
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Tuesday, June 07, 2011
Some witty definitions
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