Reasons why computers must be male:
- They have a lot of data but are still clueless
- A better model is always just around the corner
- They look nice and shiny until you bring them home
- It is always necessary to have a backup
- They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons
- The best part of having either one is the games you can play
- The lights are on but nobody's home
- Big power surges knock them out for the night
- Size does matter
Reasons why computers must be female:
- Picky, picky, picky
- They hear what you say, but not what you mean
- Beauty is only shell deep
- When you ask what's wrong, they say "nothing"
- Can produce incorrect results with alarming speed
- Always turning simple statements into big productions
- Smalltalk is important
- You do the same thing for years, and suddenly it's wrong
- They make you take the garbage out
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