Engineering college : Place where you're punished for getting good PCL marks.
Tuitions : What you take when you don't waste enough time.
Professor : A person paid to put students to sleep.
Divorce : Future tense of marriage.
Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either.
Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage.
Etc : A sign to make other believe that you know more than you actually do.
Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Father : A banker provided by nature.
Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you acutally look forward to it.
Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills and kills you by his bills.
Milkmaid : A person who knows more about you happenings than you do.
Neighbour : A person who tells the milkmaid about you happenings.
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