What do a cricketer playing a match and a student taking an exam have in common?
A cricketer = A student
Stadium = Examination Hall
Batsman = Student
Bowler = Teacher
Umpire = Invigilator
Third umpire = Principal
Spectators = Parents
Googly = completely difficult questions
Body line = compulsory questions
Spin attack = Tricky questions
Wide ball = Out of syllabus
No ball = Misprinting
Clean bowled = Couldn't answer any questions
Catch out = Caught while cheating
Full toss = Very easy questions
Follow on = Re exam
Foul play = Copying
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