1. What is more when we see less?
- Darkness
2. Why do witches ride on brooms?
- Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy.
3. Which is the laziest mountain in the world?
- Mt. Ever-rest
4. When do elephants have 8 legs?
- When there are two of them.
5. What is the similarity between wife and life?
- You can't leave them easily.
6. Why are film stars so cool?
- Because they have varieties of fans.
7. Why is letter 'e' called the dead letter?
- Because it comes at the end of the 'life'.
8. Why do cows wear bells?
- Because their horns don't work.
9. Why do people need wife?
- Because everything that goes wrong cannot be blamed to the government.
10. When is a dog most likely to enter a house?
- When the door is open.
11. What is it that will not cry out if you strike it?
- Match
12. Whom do people gaze at with open mouth?
- Dentist
13. Can you add figures to 19 and make it less than 20?
- 19 and 1/2
14. What goes up and down but never moves?
- Temperature
15. If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how none of them got wet?
- Because it wasn't raining
16. If cows talked at once, what would they say?
- Nothing, because cows can't talk.
17. Do you say, "Nine and five is thirteen," or "Nine and five are thirteen"?
- Neither, because nine and five is fourteen.
18. What is the longes word in the dictionary?
- 'Smiles': there's mile between the first and last letter
19. Why did Robin Hood only rob the rich?
- Because the poor had no money
20. What is everyone in the world doing at the same time?
- Growing older.
21. What does a polite mouse always say?
- Cheese and thank you
22. What do you sever, but never eat?
- A tennis ball
23. What's the difference between 'here' and 'there'?
- The letter 't'
- Darkness
2. Why do witches ride on brooms?
- Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy.
3. Which is the laziest mountain in the world?
- Mt. Ever-rest
4. When do elephants have 8 legs?
- When there are two of them.
5. What is the similarity between wife and life?
- You can't leave them easily.
6. Why are film stars so cool?
- Because they have varieties of fans.
7. Why is letter 'e' called the dead letter?
- Because it comes at the end of the 'life'.
8. Why do cows wear bells?
- Because their horns don't work.
9. Why do people need wife?
- Because everything that goes wrong cannot be blamed to the government.
10. When is a dog most likely to enter a house?
- When the door is open.
11. What is it that will not cry out if you strike it?
- Match
12. Whom do people gaze at with open mouth?
- Dentist
13. Can you add figures to 19 and make it less than 20?
- 19 and 1/2
14. What goes up and down but never moves?
- Temperature
15. If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how none of them got wet?
- Because it wasn't raining
16. If cows talked at once, what would they say?
- Nothing, because cows can't talk.
17. Do you say, "Nine and five is thirteen," or "Nine and five are thirteen"?
- Neither, because nine and five is fourteen.
18. What is the longes word in the dictionary?
- 'Smiles': there's mile between the first and last letter
19. Why did Robin Hood only rob the rich?
- Because the poor had no money
20. What is everyone in the world doing at the same time?
- Growing older.
21. What does a polite mouse always say?
- Cheese and thank you
22. What do you sever, but never eat?
- A tennis ball
23. What's the difference between 'here' and 'there'?
- The letter 't'
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