Funny Definitions

Engineering college : Place where you're punished for getting good PCL marks.

Tuitions : What you take when you don't waste enough time.

Professor : A person paid to put students to sleep.

Divorce : Future tense of marriage.

Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either.

Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage.

Etc : A sign to make other believe that you know more than you actually do.

Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Father : A banker provided by nature.

Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you acutally look forward to it.

Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills and kills you by his bills.

Milkmaid : A person who knows more about you happenings than you do.

Neighbour : A person who tells the milkmaid about you happenings.

Television serials - reasons to become lazy

There are so many TV channels showing uncountable number of serials about many social, historical, scientific, sports, politics, business, fiction and reality shows. These channels telecast these serials round the clock. The habit of watching teleserials becomes almost an addiction. This is the reason today children rarely play outdoor games. They come back from school, somehow finish their homework in a hurry and sit in front of the TV to watch serials. Some children have the habit of eating in front of TV while watching their favourite serials. Even the adults do the same sometimes. Some serials are good to watch as they teach us some education regarding various social aspects. But some are merely a waste of time. Some serials are scary and some are even unacceptable socially or indecent to watch with family. Many times we visit our relatives or friends to socialize but we end up watching TV serials without even talking to each other. This is how we are becoming lazy day by day. Thanks for TV but no thanks to the serials.

What is life?

God has a master plan. He has given us life as a gift. To live it is a boon but to understand it is a curse because one spends his whole life trying to understand life. But when he finally does, all that he can stare upon is death. This is because life is so vast. It means different in different stages.

At times it is a challenge to overcome all the struggles, like it is for many of the Nepalese people who are under the poverty level. At other times, it becomes a mystery, like for many who try to unfold this mystery. Sometimes, it is a tragedy that has to be faced. It might be joy, it might be sorrow. Life gives us a line of rights but a novel of duties, to perform. Live is game and sometimes even a gamble. Sometimes, it feels like a dream, but we must realize it as a reality.