One can't raise his own leg in spite of trying the best

When a person stands against a wall, touching it with the right or left portion of his body, he cannot raise his own leg.

Necessary materials:

A wall with the surface even

Method:

Call one of the viewers and ask him to stand straight against the wall sticking the complete right or left portion (except the head) of his body. Then pronouncing the magic spell, whirl the magic-stick around his body, and touch his right leg twice with the magic stick pretending to beat. Now ask him to raise his right leg. He will not be able to raise the leg in spite of trying his best.

Gender of Computers

Reasons why computers must be male:

1. They have a lot of data but are still clueless
2. A better model is always just around the corner
3. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home
4. It is always necessary to have a backup
5. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons
6. The best part of having either one is the games you can play
7. The lights are on but nobody's home
8. Big power surges knock them out for the night
9. Size does matter

A Nirankari

To be a Nirankari is to belong to a family of men and women who are dedicated and active in the work of human welfare, both spiritually and materially.

God-consciousness is the purpose of all acts - Sangat (Congregation), Simran (God-consciousness) and Seva (selfless service) - the Trininity. Sangat and Simran help in communicating with the Lord and Seva is a productive activity which provides the basis of our relationship to one another.

Do you ever find it difficult to talk about the potential effectiveness of goodwill and World Brotherhood to the so-called 'realists' and 'down to earth' people who can see little hope accomplishing much of spiritual idealism? Maybe this is because of bad spiritual upbringing, or, in fact, being taught an entirely wrong concept of religion i.e. religious fundamentalists who insist on a set of meaningless rituals, and have a very narrow view of life.