♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ परम पिता परमात्मा कण कण तिम्रो बास, गर्ने गराउने प्रभु तिमी सब कुछ तिम्रो साथ । अंग संग देखी तिमीलाई अवतार गर्छ अरदास, राजाको अधिराज तिमी म दासको पनि दास । ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ तूही निरंकार... मेँ तेरी शरणाँ... मैनु बख्श लो....... While receiving God-Knowledge, a seeker pledges to follow five principles given as: 1. One should consider all one's worldly assets - physical, mental and material as ultimately belonging to God and one may utilized them as a trustee and should not be proud of these possessions. 2. One should not feel proud of one's religion, caste, colour and creed as also the status (Ashram); one should love every one as a fellow human being. 3. One should not hate or criticize others on account of their diet and dress which may be different from his or her own. 4. One must not leave one's hearth and home, become recluse or ascetic and be a burden on others; one must earn one's own livelihood through honest hard work and fulfil one's responsibilities as a family person. 5. One must not divulge to others the divine knowledge as revealed by the True Master, without a word from him. This will save him or her from the pride of being in possession of God-Knowledge.

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Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Stupidity has no limits


Examples Of Stupid Questions that People Ask....

1. When people see you lying down, with your eyes closed, they ask:
"Are you sleeping?"
(No! I'm trying to die.)

2. When it's raining & someone notices you going out, they ask:
"Are you going out in this rain?"
(No, in the next one.)

3. Your friend calls on your landline:
"Where are you?"
(At the bus stop!)



4. They see you wet coming from the bathroom:
"Did you just have a bath?"
(No, I fell in the toilet bowl !)

5. You are standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor & they ask:
"Going up?"
(No, no, I'm waiting for my apartment to Come Down & Get Me.)

6. You bring a bunch of flowers for your sweet heart, they ask:
"Are those Flowers?"
(No Baby! They are carrots.)

7. You are on the queue to buy tickets at the cinema, a friend saw you & asks,
"What are you doing here?"
(I'm here to pay my school fees.)
Posted by Bijju at 7:00 AM
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