Rules for a happy marriage

• Never both be angry at the same time.
• Never yell at each other unless the house in on fire.
• If one of you has to win an argument, let it be your mate.
• If you have to criticize, do it lovingly.
• Never bring up mistakes of the past.
• Neglect the whole world rather than each other.
• Never go to sleep with an argument unsettled.
• At least once everyday try to say one kind or complimentary thing to you life's partner.
• When you have done something wrong, be ready to admit it and ask for forgiveness.
• It takes two to make a quarrel, and the one in the wrong is the one who does the most talking.