Stupidity has no limits

Examples Of Stupid Questions that People Ask....

1. When people see you lying down, with your eyes closed, they ask:
"Are you sleeping?"
(No! I'm trying to die.)

2. When it's raining & someone notices you going out, they ask:
"Are you going out in this rain?"
(No, in the next one.)

3. Your friend calls on your landline:
"Where are you?"
(At the bus stop!)



4. They see you wet coming from the bathroom:
"Did you just have a bath?"
(No, I fell in the toilet bowl !)

5. You are standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor & they ask:
"Going up?"
(No, no, I'm waiting for my apartment to Come Down & Get Me.)

6. You bring a bunch of flowers for your sweet heart, they ask:
"Are those Flowers?"
(No Baby! They are carrots.)

7. You are on the queue to buy tickets at the cinema, a friend saw you & asks,
"What are you doing here?"
(I'm here to pay my school fees.)